If the banana’s got no sticker
It’s not food
Isn’t it weird that we put stickers on fruit? A banana is the baby of a banana tree. It is not a brand.
Isn’t it weird that we put stickers on people? This one went to college X, OOOOHHHHH, AAAAAAHHHH. It’s a trick! Don’t fall for it! The prestigious college degree means this person is good at jumping through hoops. If that is what you are looking for, then by all means, pay attention to the degree. But don’t delude yourself into thinking it means more than that.
Fruits don’t need stickers and people don’t either. If the banana’s got no sticker, I’m still interested.